lordcheshire:

My mom just texted me this with the caption “stealing your men”
I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.
Maybe this time it’ll be different.
It wasn’t (via poeticqueer)

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

I think about you. But I don’t say it anymore.
(via cali-bambi)

gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

draculahs